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Roadmap

note: this roadmap is a fucking joke of a roadmap, with multiple years of delays.

i am not making new promises for the foreseeable future without completing my old ones.

i am not good with deadlines. i am not good with planning. i am not good with anything besides gooning into my fleshlight.

i am just a fucking idiot who is trying to make a living by making computer beep boop. please dont throw me with bricks.

Phase 1 - 2022

Done
  • Mobile App - Beta

    Done
    • came out in Jan 2023 and i'll need to redo the whole entire thing basically. life is wonderful and flowers and blooming orchids and trallala and jumping on fucking wheat fields with your friends. i wanna be a normie so bad
  • Staking Dapp

    Done
  • Social Marketing Campaigns

    Done
  • New NFTs

    Done

Phase 2 - 2023

Done
  • ETH version

    Done
    • got created, the presale failed
  • Social Marketing Campaigns

    Done
  • New NFTs

    Done

Phase 3 - 2024

Not Done
  • Services purchasable with FLUF tokens

    Done
    • announced in Jan 2025
  • FluffDEX

    Not Done
    • postponed from 2022, STILL NOT DONE ARGHHHHHHHHHHH
  • Mobile App - Release

    Not Done
    • postponed from 2022, STILL NOT DONE YAAAAAY IM SO GOOOOD
  • Social Marketing Campaigns

    Done
  • New NFTs

    Done

Phase 4 - 2025

Not Done
  • NFT Marketplace

    Not Done
    • did not get ready
  • Launchpad

    Not Done
    • did not get ready wow what a surprise, great fucking job fluff money. you want fucking claps or what?
  • Social Marketing Campaigns

    Done
  • New NFTs

    Not Done
    • did not make new ones because i should promote the old ones. i am a broke lazy fucktard.